Where Do You Weigh Whales?

2/6/2010

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Hello Auburn North,

Joke books are always very popular to borrow from the Library. Stage 3 were sharing some of their favourite jokes during Library today but we ran out of time to hear them all. So, here is your opportunity to post your favourite joke. No LAME jokes allowed!

Where do you weigh whales?
At a Wailway Station!

Hilarious!
This joke is one of my Dad's favourites. What is yours?

Mrs Clift

164 Comments

Liz Gollan

4/6/2010 10:03:49 am

Good one Mrs Clift Dad had a good laugh at the joke!

Aqib

9/6/2010 03:17:01 am

Hello everyone,

My joke is:
Why do soccer players never get hot?

Because they have fans!!

I hope you like my joke.

From Aqib

Rafey

9/6/2010 03:19:15 am

Hello to all classes,

It's Rafey here. I've got a really great joke.

Why did the joke go to jail?

Because they killed people by laughing!

Bye!
Rafey

Haiwad 4/3 S

9/6/2010 03:53:16 am

Hi everyone,

I've got a really great joke. Here it is.

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in people?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

From Haiwad.

Muneeb 4/3H

9/6/2010 08:51:05 am

hi,

my joke is: why is it so easy to weigh fish?

because they have their own scales!!!!!!!!

Sarah

9/6/2010 11:08:52 am

Sarah:Knock Knock
Miss Clift:Who's there
Sarah:Sarah
Miss Clift:Sarah who
Sarah:Sarah don't you remember me

Ha ha ha h ha

By Sarah

Saud 4/3S

9/6/2010 11:38:41 am

Hey everyone

i've got a joke

Why did the maths book feel bad?
Because it had too much problems

Saud 4/3S

9/6/2010 11:43:06 am

Hey everyone how all you doing?

This is my joke:
Why is number 6 scared of number 7
because 7 8(ate) 9
get it number 7 ate number 9

Mariam 4/3H

9/6/2010 01:53:02 pm

Dear Auburn North

Today am going to tell a simile and a fact

Here's the simile: AS fury as a lion

Here's the fact: Did you know lions can catch a prey twice the size of them.

shyamli

9/6/2010 02:57:51 pm

HEY GUYS

I'VE GOT A JOKE FOR YOU. THERE WAS A PLANE CRASH IN AUSTRALIA. EVERY single PERSON DIED WHO WAS ALIVE?

THE MARRIED ONES. YOU GUYS GET IT OPPOSITE OF SINGLE IS MARRIED

FROM SHYAMLI 5/4M

Sylvie

9/6/2010 03:03:51 pm

hi everyone.
i have a joke

i rooster laid an egg. what side did it fall on?
hey a rooster doesnt lay eggs,a hen does

Sylvie 2S

Abdul 4/3J

10/6/2010 02:41:12 am

Hi everyone,

What do you think of this joke?

What bet can never be won?

The alphabet.

I hope you like my joke.

See you later,
Abdul.

Yusra 4/3J

10/6/2010 03:25:18 am

Hello everyone,

I've got a great joke.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying?

Ha ha!

From Yusra.

Alisha 5B

10/6/2010 08:30:17 am

hello mrs Clift
i have a joke for you: what does a house wear

an address

Alisha 5B

10/6/2010 08:34:22 am

knock knock
who's there
i'm

i'm who

if you don't know your self then why are you in this house

aswadul

10/6/2010 08:36:11 am

hello Its me from A.N.P.S. and i got a great joke

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear when im talking to you.

like my joke haha! very funny.

Abier 5B

10/6/2010 11:15:50 am

why did the chicken cross the road ?
to get to the other side
hahahah you get it

Robert 4/3S

10/6/2010 11:26:02 am

hi everyone

here is my joke

why did the boy want to study in the airplane so that he can have a higher
education.
hahahaha
bye A.N.P.S from Robert

Toobaa 4/3K

10/6/2010 12:16:54 pm

hello everybody
i have got a brilliant joke for you

if a rooster laid an egg on a pointy roof
which side would it fall to the right or left.

nowhere because a rooster does not lay an egg

hahahaha
bye
Toobaa

Alisha 5B

10/6/2010 12:19:24 pm

why didn't the chicken cross the road

because it was a chicken

Alisha 5B

10/6/2010 12:30:56 pm

Why is justin bieber a rock star

because he rocks on a chair like a grandpa.

julia

11/1/2016 10:18:31 am

Nice joke

aswadul 4\3k

10/6/2010 12:35:21 pm

Hello every one its me again and i like to share one of my best jokes here it goes.
Hello
Hello to who?
Hello to you.
What i dont get it?
You hello to you get it now.
Yes i do.
Like my jokes, For more post comments about me and ask me some jokes so i can share or have a little chat.

ALI 4\3H

10/6/2010 12:53:55 pm

HI I HOPE YOU LIKE MY JOKE

WHAT DID THE DINOSAURSAY TO THE HUMAN.
IS IT TIME FOR DINNER YET

Aswadul 4\3k

10/6/2010 01:56:01 pm

Hello time for a joke again.
Hello A.N.P.S. IM going to tell a joke.

Why did the man cut his nails with his teeth?

Because he didnt have a nail cutter

for more post in comments about my hillarious jokes or visit my website

p.s. my website is fake so got you! ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Aswadul 4\3k

10/6/2010 02:06:35 pm

joke:

What do you call dinosoar that eats humans?

answer:
A humanasaurus

Mrs Clift

10/6/2010 02:38:05 pm

Hello everyone,

Great work on sending in your jokes. I really like your joke Shyamli... very clever.
I haven't been able to approve all jokes as you need to check your spelling. Make sure you re read what you have typed or get your Mum, Dad or older brother or sister to check your spelling before you submit.

Mrs Clift

selina 5B

11/6/2010 12:40:56 am

hi everyone,
I got a joke for you
why are skeleton's scared of dogs?

because dogs like bones

get it

Sajah

11/6/2010 07:28:45 am

listen to this:

Q:Why does the teddy bear never get hungry?

A: because they are stuffed

Aswadul 4\3k

11/6/2010 09:31:19 am

Hello time for another random joke.

joke:

Can a matchbox? (match box)

No but a tincan (tin can)

haha! like my joke so amusing!

For more send in comments about my joke so i can make another joke with ideas
with your commenting.

From Aswadul in 4\3K See you later.

Rachel 4\3S

11/6/2010 10:13:43 am

Hi everyone,
I've got a great joke to tell you.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back to you?
A stick!

I hope you liked my joke! BYE Everyone!

From:Rachel

gulalay

11/6/2010 11:40:56 am

Hi everyone I got a joke here.

How did the skunk ring his mum?
On the smelly phone.

ha ha!

weiyang 4/3K

12/6/2010 05:26:41 am

Knock,knock

who's there?

Barbie!

barbie who?

BBQ!

Rachel 4\3S

12/6/2010 05:40:03 am

Hi fellow students and adults,
I have a great joke to tell you and I think I got it from the North Pole! Hope you laugh!

Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide?
Because it's to cold out tide!

Hahaha! ;D

Danial 2S

12/6/2010 08:55:59 am

Hi everyone,
I've got a joke
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he needed to go KFC.

Ha ha ha ha ha

By Danial

Gulalay 4/3J

12/6/2010 10:54:22 am

Hello everyone I've got a great joke.

Two bake beans travelled around Australia.Where did they up in?
Answer:Cairns

Gulalay 4/3J

12/6/2010 10:57:17 am

Hello everyone.

I've have a joke.
What is a toad's favourite drink?
Wart-er

Mrs Clift

13/6/2010 02:55:15 am

Hi Selina, Sajah, Aswadul, Gulalay, Danial Rachel and Weiyang,

Great work at sending in your jokes... I particularly like the one about the boomerang. Sometimes the answer is so obvious but you still can't think of it.

Ayan, I think your joke is really good but you need to get someone to check your spelling. Then submit again.

Have you voted on our poll yet? It is under the post 'The Future of Books Is Bleak?'

Let me know what you think and keep those jokes coming in.

Mrs Clift

Rachel 4/3S

15/6/2010 09:53:41 am

Hi fellow students and adults,
I've got a funny joke for you!

What kind of boy wears make up on them?
A clown!

Hope you liked my joke everyone!

Brian

15/6/2010 12:16:36 pm

Hi everybody this is Brian
joke: why did the one hand person cross
the road?
Anser:because she wanted to get to the second hand shop!!!!!!!!

Rachel 4/3S

16/6/2010 09:09:49 am

Hi everyone,
Here is a funny joke I have to tell you all!

Why did the dinosour cross the road?
Because chickens weren't evolved yet!!!

Hahahaha
Hoped you liked my joke everyone!

Rachel 4/3S

16/6/2010 09:15:28 am

Hello,
I've got a funny joke to tell you!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

Hoped you laughed at my joke!

mahin 4/3j

16/6/2010 01:52:13 pm

hello miss clift,
my joke is......
mahin:knock knock
miss clift: who's there
mahin: apia
miss clift:apia who
mahin:up here miss clift
bye bye miss clift I hope you like my joke.

brian

18/6/2010 04:49:28 pm

hello everybody

i have a really funny joke
why did the boy take a ladder to school
because it was a high school

i hope you like my joke

Ricky 1L

19/6/2010 04:44:53 am

Hi everyone,

today my joke is:

why my family got a haircut?

Because my family ate too much sausages!

I hope you love my joke!

Rachel 4/3S

19/6/2010 09:20:38 am

Hi,

Why did the golfer two sets of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!

Get it, hole in one!

Hope you laughed.

Rachel 4/3S

19/6/2010 09:27:29 am

Hello,

What do sheep do on sunny days?
Have a baa - baa - cue!

Get it barbecue
hope you smiled!

avanee and aqib

19/6/2010 10:10:22 am

would you remember me for one second,
would you remember me for one month
would you remember me for one year
knock knock
who's there
(your name)
your name who
you didn't remeber me
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Robert 4/3S

19/6/2010 10:42:25 am

hi everyone i got a really good joke
Robert: knock knock
miss clift:whose there
Robert:Arch
miss clift:Arch who
Robert:Bless you hehehe i hope you liked my joke

houda

19/6/2010 03:06:01 pm

knock knock

whos there

hi

hi who

hi didnt you remember me i came here yesterday

Rachel 4/3S

20/6/2010 03:07:23 am

Hi,
I've got a great joke!

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes!

hahaha hope you laughed.

Robert 4/3S

20/6/2010 04:24:52 am

hi anps i got a really good joke i hope you like it.
why does the dog never sit in the sun.
because it does not want to become a hotdog.
hahaha from Robert

Mrs Clift

20/6/2010 06:54:09 am

Hi Rachel, Brian, Mahin, Ricky, Avanee, Aqib, Houda and Robert,

Thanks for sending in your jokes. You all have a great sense of humour and I have enjoyed reading them. Some of them are very clever.

Well done Ricky from 1L for sending in a joke. Fancy blogging in Year 1!

Well done. Please come to the Library for a commendation for being so clever.

Mrs Clift

aswadul 4\3k

20/6/2010 11:58:05 am

Hi A.N.P.S. im gonna show you my joke.

joke:
Why did the man cross the road?

answer:
Because it wanted to hang out with his friends and play with them.

P.S. the cross the road jokes are not that funny because its to popular.

Hope you like my joke even if its not amusing for more go to aswadulsjokes.com to learn info about me.

P.S. the website is not real even if you try because its just made in every single joke of myne exept 1 or 2 see you later Bye.Bye.Bye.Bye.Bye.BYE!!!!!

Shyamli

20/6/2010 02:42:55 pm

Shyamli 5/4m

I guys i got this joke of a ghost joke book. Here it is

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because it had no guts.

hope you like my joke

Robert 4/3S

21/6/2010 11:06:39 am

Hi anps i got a really good joke to share with you.
Why did the bear sell his shoes?

because he wanted to be bear footed .

bye anps i hope you liked my joke

Robert 4/3S

22/6/2010 10:31:45 am

hi anps i got a good joke to share with you
Did i tell you the joke about the peanut butter?
id better not tell you because you might spread it!

hahahaha i hope you liked my joke

Rachel 4/3S

22/6/2010 12:32:18 pm

Hi,

Why did the toilet roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.

Get it bottom!

hahaha

Rachel 4/3S

23/6/2010 09:31:16 am

Hi everyone,

Why did the words run away?
Because it was running writing!

Hope you liked my joke!

Jeffrey 5L

25/6/2010 06:22:29 am

what do you called a parrot thats shoots a parachute

Fahim 5L

25/6/2010 06:23:44 am

what do you call air thats rich?

million-air

Aswadul 4/3k

25/6/2010 01:42:02 pm

Hey A.N.P.S. im going to teach you people a joke.

My name is Aswadul.

Your name is Aswadul 2.

My name is Aswadul 3.

Your name is Aswadul 4.

My name is Aswadul 5.

Your name is Aswadul 6.

My name is aAswadul 7.

Your name is Aswadul 8.

Arrrrgggghhhhhh!!! Dont eat me!!

IF YOU LIKE MY JOKE SEND AN E MAIL [email protected] It is real life i promise.

Gulalay 4/3J

25/6/2010 03:38:24 pm

Hi everyone I got a joke for you:
What happend when the cat ate a ball yarn?

It had mittens!!

houda4/3k

27/6/2010 03:56:56 am

knock knock

goofy

goofy who

i can read backwords could i show you

elleh ydobyreve

hope its a silly one see you later

Gulalay 4/3J

29/6/2010 11:02:44 am

Knock Knock

who's there?

Alec!

Alec who?

Alec-tricity.Isn't that a shock!!!

haha!!!

Jeffrey 5L

30/6/2010 09:16:31 am

knock
knock

whos there

sureal

sureal who

sureal pleasure to be here

Robert 4/3S

30/6/2010 10:45:23 am

hi anps i got i a joke to share with you
what do you call a jam you can not eat.
traffic jam!

hahahaha i hope you enjoyed my joke
bye anps

mahin 4/3j

2/7/2010 11:50:05 am

Hi everyone,
my joke is............

knock knock
who's there
granny
granny who
knock knock
who's there
granny
granny who
knock knock
who's there
aunt
aunt who
aunt you glad that granny's gone!!!!!!!

Gerald 6C

5/7/2010 12:14:10 pm

Hi,

It was Winter and I said "Where are my hands?" Then I realized I had gloves on!

Hahaha

Rachel 4/3S

5/7/2010 12:18:44 pm

Hi everyone,

I was watching TV but then I saw a Robot and I didn't build or buy or own a Robot. Where was it from?
The TV!

Hahaha

Hope you get it and smiled!

aswadul 4/3k

9/7/2010 10:20:03 am

Today people im going to tell a joke i didnt tell a joke all time i was lazy haha so im going to tell one.

Knock,Knock
Who's there
Water
Water who?
Water friends for.

And to make you happy another 2 more jokes.

Why coudn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had no body to go with.

And...

What do ghosts eat for dinner?

spooketi (spook eti)

Get it?

yes or no?

Ok that is the end hope you laughed and have alot of jokes in your mind and with these 2 more jokes is realy trickly and spoooooooooky!!!

bye.

Aswadul4\3k

10/7/2010 02:07:39 pm

Hi everybody in A.N.P.S. Im going to tell a a joke here.

Knock,Knock
Who's there?
Witches
Witches who?
Witches the way home.

P.S. Hey Aswadul's fans there will be more comments shortly so stay tune and make your brain trickier to trik someone
BYE!!!

Aswadul 4\3K

10/7/2010 02:16:46 pm

Hi A.N.P.S. Remember i said comments coming shortly here is one comment here.

Knock,Knock
Who's there?
Avenue
Avenue who?
Avenue heard these jokes before.

Ha,Ha,Ha!!!

By the way there will be more,
To be continued...

Bye,Bye

Aswadul 4\3K

10/7/2010 02:34:35 pm

Hi A.N.P.S. As i said more,more,more
Here is more now.

Knock,Knock
Who's there?
Ammonia (im only a)
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and i can't reach the door bell.

P.S. Mostly you will see me putting Knock,Knock jokes mostly!

So more and more will come soon!

Have a happy day with jokes to tell everybody and anybody.
bye!!!

Aswadul 4/3K

17/7/2010 02:47:22 am

Hi im telling more.

goodlook(l)(oo)ck) to me

Get me, Good look is good luck if you say luck change the u to a O.

Get me know haha how did i get these stuff haha!!!

P.S. I ACTUALY DONT GO TO THE BLOG ALOT!
SOMETIMES YES SOME TIME NO AND ILL BE POSTING MORE BYE BYE!!..

Gulalay 4/3J

17/7/2010 11:41:23 am

Hi everyone

I got a joke!

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky!!!

ALP 4/3S

25/7/2010 09:43:09 am

Hi everyone on this blog.

Want to hear my jokes:

Why did the witch have homework?
She had to learn for her spell-ing test!!!!

What did the mother mobile phone say to her daughter? Don't tell me you're engaged!!!!!!!!

BYE FOR NOW EVERYONE!!!!!!!!! FROM ALP

Tasnim 3P

18/7/2016 01:14:00 pm

Hi.Mrs Cilft,

My joke i the one following :

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Little Kingdom ......

Little Kingdom Who?

Um.... I'm > your name < I you're babysitter you hired yesterday.

Oh.... > woman blushes < come in.

I hope you liked my joke. - Tasnim 3P

Tasnim 3P

18/7/2016 01:14:09 pm

amy khuu

31/7/2010 12:43:07 pm

hey
I think u should weigh whales on a titiscale(which is a huge ship that can weigh big stuff)

aswadul 4/3k

16/8/2010 11:34:56 am

Hello um a lazy person am i subscribe please subscribe because i`m too lazy.

Here`s a joke hope it`s funny!

why didn't the man die when he drank poison?!?!

because he was in the living room.

funny!

I have 5 noses,7 ears and for mouths what am i???

very ugly!!!???!?!?!?

funnier!!

What did 1 eye say to the other?!?!?!?! something that smells has come between us.

FUNNYERLATIC!!!

What do you call witches that are at the beach???

sand witches!!!(sand wiches)

so suscribe please hope you people do

houda4/3k

30/8/2010 04:00:01 pm

i am going to tell you a joke!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog!
Sit!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.
I see your point!
Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?
Well, I couldn't start watching any new soap operas!
haha very funny hey guys do you want another joke ok Mmm!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Saturn!
Saturn who?
Saturnday Night fight!
p.s hope you like my jokes

mahin 4/3v

2/9/2010 12:05:40 pm

Hello everyone,
this is my joke..........

Mahin: knock,knock
everyone:who's there?
Mahin: Thea
everyone: Thea who?
Mahin: Thea later alligator

bye bye see you next time!!

Rithe 4/3H

2/9/2010 12:17:23 pm

Hi everyone I'm Rithe,
I'm going to tell a joke...

If a buttercup is yellow,what colour is a hiccup?

Burple

I hope you enjoyed it.

Mrs Clift

2/9/2010 01:29:01 pm

Hi Mahin,

Nice joke. Very amusing!

Mrs Clift

Rithe 4/3H

3/9/2010 12:28:46 pm

Hi everyone I'm Rithe,
I'm going to tell a joke...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The sounds of bells
Reminds me of you:
And dancing in a stage.

Rithe 4/3H

3/9/2010 12:40:44 pm

Hi I'm Rithe,
I'm going to tell a joke...

Rithe:Knock,Knock
everyone:Who's there?
Rithe:Abby.
everyone:Abby who?
Rithe:Abby birthday.

I hope you enjoyed it.

Avanee

5/9/2010 11:23:49 am

HI BYE

OH HI GUYS I GOT THIS JOKE FROM THE TELEPHONE JOKE BOOK OK HERE IT IS...

HOW DO YOU KNOW THERE IS A BEE IN THE PHONE?
YOU KNOW BECAUSE YOU HEAR A BUZZING TONE

AVANEE

AVANEE

5/9/2010 11:27:34 am

HI BYE

HOW DO SCAREDY-CATS ANSWER THE PHONE
YELLOW!
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

AVANEEEEEEEEEEEE

AVANEE

13/9/2010 01:33:32 pm

HI BYE

HOW DO LITTLE RATTLESNAKES CALL HOME?
POISON-TO-POISON

AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

I AM TOTALY Ssssscared
AVANEE

houda4/3k

18/9/2010 04:49:14 am

Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself goldDon't worry it's just a gilt complex!

Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places
Well don't go back there again then!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog
Your just playing too much croquet!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo.
Are you stringing me along!

Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do?
Saw the legs off of your bed!

mahin 4/3V

20/9/2010 08:22:29 am

Dear Mrs Clift,
I'm going to tell you a joke...
There once was a girl named Melly,
who had a big, fat belly,
filled up with lots of jelly.

I hope you liked my joke that sounds like a poem.

hiba1k

21/9/2010 12:29:42 pm

hi GUYS HEAR MY JOKE!
A ghost joke
This woman wanted to marry a ghost. I don't know what possessed her!

A witch joke
Have you heard about the good weather witch?
She's forecasting sunny spells!

A cannibal joke
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!

A witch joke
How do witches tell the time?
By looking at their witch watches!

A vampire joke
What was the Californian vampire hippy like?
He was ghoul man, real ghoul!

A witch joke
What happens if you see twin witches?
You won't be able to see which witch is witch!

A Halloween joke
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?
It was for "tick or tweet"!

Gulalay 4/3V

21/9/2010 03:40:42 pm

Hello everyone

This is my Joke

Once there was two zebras. One zebra asked the other:
"Am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?"

The other replied:
"Ask God."

houda4/3k

1/10/2010 06:33:30 pm

hi silly Jokers what about a joke its a lovly day

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jose!
Jose who!
Jose can you see...!
want a another one
A ghost joke
What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?
Ban-she Ban-she!

A vampire joke
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?
A coffin break!

A witch joke
Why did the baby witch smile when she came out in blotches?
Because it was an 'appy rash!

A Halloween joke
Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?
Because he just came to pick up his sister!

A cannibal joke
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!

A witch joke
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointy hat?
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen!

A witch joke
What has six legs and flies?
A witch giving her cat a ride!

p.s My sister hiba relly like this Joke so i have to say want another one and i have to write the Jokes just like me boring!!!bye

Huma

4/10/2010 05:40:46 am

Hi there ,

I've got a Fish joke.

Why do Fishes hate Fridays?
Because on Fridays fishes get fried.

Gulalay 4/3V

4/10/2010 08:02:17 am

Hello everyone

This is my Joke
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!!!

Avanee

11/10/2010 11:57:16 am

What do the sheeps do on sunny days?
Have a baa-baa-cue

Why did the spaceship land outside your bedroom?
I must have left the landing light on

When I read this I keeped on laughing
AVANEE

hiba 1k

11/10/2010 07:47:21 pm

hii every body hic im sorry because i have hic hicups.

knock knock
whos there hic
hic im sorry
hic hic im sorry who
hey that was on pourpos no it isent yes it is no yes no yes no yes no yes no

hey my hic ups are gone hic no yes no yes no yes no yes hey it is realy gone bye hey be carful guys thers to many byes e.g buys,bye and by hic hic hic hic hic hic hic hic oh not again

by hiba opps my mum is calling me hichichichic

Avanee

20/10/2010 07:24:26 am

Hi guys

I just wanted to say that all your jokes have made my socks fall of!!!!

Also I'd like to say that blogging is really fabulass

ayesha(1L)&sanadeed(4/3H)

22/10/2010 09:45:33 am

one bird was flying and then the bird lay her egg where did the went the didnt fall because the bird was wearing a underwear I hope you enjoy

Zahra 5B

24/10/2010 05:33:13 am

What do you call a large person who constantly calls up people, pretending to be somebody else?
A big phone-y!

Zahra 5B

24/10/2010 05:36:03 am

There’s was a man who was really old
Even his birth certificate is in roman numerals

Gulalay 4/3V

25/10/2010 11:33:16 am

Hello Everyone

Q.Why were the orange and apple all alone?

A.Because the banana split.

jasmine mil (4/3H)

8/11/2010 11:22:49 am

Hi everyone i have a really funny joke

What did one chimney say to the other?

Aren't you a little to young to smoke

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!

Hope you liked my joke

Yusra

9/11/2010 07:50:53 am

HI everyone

this is my joke
Why did the boy throw the butter in the air?

Because he wanted to see a butterfly!

ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

MOUSTAFA 43R

10/11/2010 12:04:44 pm

Where do sheep cut their hair?
At the baa-baa shop

Gulalay, Anna and Ada 4/3V

12/11/2010 09:15:23 am

Hello everyone

These are our jokes that we like to share

Anna's joke: What did the pen say to the pencil? answer: so whats's your point?

Ada's joke: What is a pirates favorite subject? answer: Arrrrrrt.

Gulalay's joke: What does an elf learn in school? answer: the elf-abet

Bye for now! we hope you like our jokes!!

Mrs Clift

12/11/2010 09:35:15 am

Hi Gulalay Anna and Ada,
Great jokes girls.

How about this one.

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!

Hahaha

Max

12/11/2010 09:38:37 am

Hi it's Max here.
My jokes are...

Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of jeans to golf?

Because he had a hole in one!

What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy claws!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Help!
Help who?
Help who? Who's in trouble.. tell me now!

ALP

12/11/2010 10:23:22 am

Hi all people here i want to show you one of my jokes:
knock knock
who's there
BOO
BOO who
Boo you man

hope you like it bye for now.

ALP

13/11/2010 06:25:27 am

Hello everyone
I have a joke for you here it is:

How do you say hello to a three headed
ogre? Hi there Hi there Hi there!

Hope you like my joke

Alp 4/3S

13/11/2010 06:31:38 am

Hi again i have more jokes to tell you

Knock Knock

Who's There

Nobody

Nobody Who

Stop Knocking My Door

bye again

Anna 5/4M

14/11/2010 01:21:35 am

Hello Mrs Clift
I know the answer to your joke I think you weight whales in scales.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke there's a ghost right behind you!
Hope you like my joke!
Happy laughing!

Gulalay 4/3V

14/11/2010 01:46:35 am

Hello Everyone

This are my jokes:

Q.Why don't you do math in the jungle?
A.because if you add 4+4 you get ate!!!

Here's another joke:

Q.What do you get when you cross a pair of pants with a dictionary?

A. Smart Pants!!!

Anna 5/4M

15/11/2010 11:35:43 am

Hi Mrs Clift
Q: How can a ghost go through doors?
A: With skeleton keys!

Q: Why did you look?
A: Because you just looked!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Your friend!
Your friend who?
Don't you even know your friend!

Happy laughing!

Anna 5/4M

16/11/2010 07:40:15 am

Hi there!

Q: What kind of light are in Halloween?
A: Light-witch!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
No one!
No one who?
There's no one, why are you asking!

Hope you like them!

Anna 5/4M

16/11/2010 01:59:32 pm

Hello everyone!

Q: Mail!
A: Then go and get your mail!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yourself!
Yourself who?
Don't you even know yourself!

Happy giggling!

Anna 5/4M

17/11/2010 07:21:37 am

Jokes are fun!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
The window!
The window who?
Your window has bird-poo!

Yuck!

Rachel 4/3S

18/11/2010 11:39:58 am

What did the calculator say to the other calculator?

You can count on me.

Gulalay 4/3V

19/11/2010 10:28:50 am

Hello everyone

This is my joke:

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.

Ha,Ha

debbie (4/3H)

19/11/2010 10:32:59 am

HI everyone

To Miss.Clift

This is my joke......

There are 26 letters d & h went , then how many letters are left?

answer.21 letters because d & h wented by a UFO!

HAHAHAHAHAH

HOPE YOU LIKE MY JOKE!

from debbie

hiba1k

19/11/2010 03:19:58 pm

hi guys here my joke

a ghost joke

a girl has met a ghost and he said do you want to have my ring

a vampier joke

one day a woman pass by she saw a tooth and in front of her was a little boy

a witch joke

once a man found a paper then he sinned his name and he became famouse then everybody did the same thing but there not famous and waited for 100 years but the witch made the man famouse and turned into a little baby juce.

thank you it was a long time

by hiba

see you later bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye!!!

Thanuluxy

21/11/2010 06:24:00 am

Question:What has three eyes and one leg?

Answer:A traffic light.

Did you like my joke.

Thanuluxy

21/11/2010 12:48:16 pm

1.Question:Why was 6 scared of 7 ?

1.Answer:7ate nine.

2.Question:What did 0 say to 10?

2.Answer:I like your thin friend.

3.Question:What did 21 say to 22?

3.Answer:I like your twin.

4.Question:What did 0 say to 8?

4.Answer:I like your belt.

I bet you like my jokes.

Tahlia (4/3H)

23/11/2010 01:15:40 pm

Hello evetyone,

I have a great joke.Here it is.

Q:What can you hold but not touch?

A:Your breath.

From: Tahlia

Thanuluxy

26/11/2010 09:31:08 am

Knock,Knock.
Who's there ?
Acth
Atch who?
Atch
Bless you

Thanuluxy

26/11/2010 12:41:12 pm

1.Question:When does christam come before Thankgiving?

1.Answer:In dictionary.

2.Question:Why are mummies good sceret agents?

2.Answer:Because they are good at keeping things under warp.

3.Question:What is dracula's favorite candy?

3.Answer:An all day sucker.

4.Question:Why did tigger look inside the toilet?

4.Answer:He was looking for pooh.

Laugh out loud (LOL) Byeeeeeeeeeeee !

Thanuluxy

28/11/2010 01:02:42 pm

1.Question:What kind of phones does the ocean have?

1.Answer:A shell-phone.

2.Question:What type of animal needs oil?

2.Answer:A mouse because it squeaks.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Thanuluxy

4/12/2010 04:47:13 am

1.Question:Why is it dangerous to do math in a jungle?

1.Answer:Because if you add four and four you get ate.

2.Question:What did one picture frame say to the other?

2.Answer:How is it hanging?

sahar

24/12/2010 05:25:20 pm

Hello everybody,

Why is the fly to easy to trick?

because they are suckers.

Alp 4/3S

25/12/2010 12:34:47 pm

Hi boys and girls i have one joke

What did the boxer said of the reflection of him,why are you looking at me because you're talking to yourself.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Comment me back if it was funny

FROM ALP 4/3S

Thanuluxy

19/2/2011 02:06:37 am

Hi everyone lets read some joke!

What are to things you
cannot eat for breakfast?

Lunch and Dinner.

When do clocks die?

When there time is up.

What is the last thing you take off
before bed?

Your feet of the floor.

What start with pand ends with an E
and has millon letters in it?

Post Office.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBByyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Avanee

18/3/2011 08:53:45 am

Hi guys!

I have a joke...

A lady was born in Africa, went to Queensland and died and went to New Arlaned. what is she?
A:dead!

Get it
Well when i sore it I got crazy!
I wonder how you feel
Oh! Oh! I got a gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Mustafa 5W

5/4/2011 02:40:20 am

Dear Miss clift,
My favourite joke is where do penigun's keep there money?
In there snow bank.
Also another favourite joke is why did the orange get stuck in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice.

Yusra

17/4/2011 07:43:03 am

Hi Everyone,

Why is Playschool so dangerous?
Because there is a bear in there!!!!
hahahahahahah!!!!!!!!

Bye for now
From:Yusra

Samad

5/5/2011 02:18:15 pm

hi,

What has four wheels and flies? a garbage truck.

hope you like my joke!!!

By:Samad

Anna 6V

13/5/2011 12:47:30 pm

Hi Mrs Clift,
Hahahahaha! I've been visiting on the blog, it had also been very funny reading the jokes! Hahahahaha!
I would have been wasting my time laughing, not doing homework! Oops...
From Anna 6V

Bora 1K

27/5/2011 10:42:14 am

Hi everyone

I have a joke to tell you, Here it is:

There was five little pigs but one of them got sick because the big bad wolf ate him!!!!

Ha Ha Ha
Thank you for laughing. From BORA 1K!!!!

Zahra&Akkasha 6dt

2/6/2011 03:04:28 am

Hi ANPS
what happend when the dog went to the flea circus?
he stole the show

Avanee & Cecilia

14/6/2011 03:12:33 am

Hi people from outer space,

We have a riddle!
In early stage,
i have 4 legs.
In the middle stage,
i have 2 legs.
In last stage,
i have 3 legs.
What am i??????

Answer to this silly riddle:.......person!!!!!
[because when you are a baby you use your hands and legs,
then you can stand when your in middle age,
when you are very old you use legs and walking stick.]

Bye!!

Cecilia

21/6/2011 11:44:16 am

Hello readers,

I have three brilliant jokes.

1.Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?

Answer= He saw the salad dressing.

2.What's after green peas?

Answer= Black eye peas

3. Why did the scientist but a knocker on his front door?

Answer= To win the no-bel prize[No bell prize]

Bye

Kubra A

18/8/2011 11:04:52 am

What bird cooks?

A kookaburra

hope you liked my joke :)

Kubra

18/8/2011 11:13:39 am

I hope you will like my joke.

knock knock
who's there
Irish
Irish who?
Irish i knew some more knock knock jokes.

Kubra A

18/8/2011 11:16:56 am

i have 1 more joke

knock knock
who's there?
nanna who?
nanna your business.

aqib

23/8/2011 01:21:43 pm

I was traveling to south India by A380 and the person sitting next to me said is it that south Indians are tiny or are they ant. And I replied they are definitely ants

houda5/4i and hiba3k

3/10/2011 08:18:34 pm

hi guys were great sister jokers here is a joke the jokes might be long?

What might you eat in Paris?
The trifle tower!

What is the quickest way to double your money?
Fold it in half!

A vampire joke
What do you call a vampire junkie?
Count Drugula!

A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton doctor?
Bones!

A vampire joke
What is a vampire's favourite film character?
Batman!

A vampire joke
What did the vampire call his new false teeth?
A new fangled device!

A vampire joke
Why do people hate being bitten by vampires?
Because it's a drain in the neck!

A skeleton joke
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
Because they only run a skeleton service!

A vampire joke
Where do vampires keep their savings?
In blood banks!
last one

A ghost joke
Where do ghosts live?
In a terrortory!

hope you liked our joke well bye

Alp 5M

21/10/2011 11:42:57 am

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So it can have sme flying lessons not funny enough then how about this one

What happens if you throw a yellow rock into a purple stream

A splash

One more joke

What has a shell

An EGG

Hope ya like my jokes

Zahra 6DT

6/11/2011 08:10:15 am

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I dont know ask the chicken

Zahra 6DT

6/11/2011 08:11:00 am

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck on the chickens foot

Zahra 6DT

6/11/2011 08:13:31 am

What has a head and a tail but no body?
a coin

Zahra 6DT

6/11/2011 08:14:32 am

What is something you can catch but cannot hold?
a cold

Zahra 6DT

6/11/2011 08:18:59 am

What did the little alien say to the big alien?
Do you belive in humans?

houda and hiba

27/11/2011 10:17:56 am

hi we got some school jokes pease dont try them at school.

Q.what came after the garb-age and the stone-age
A.saus-age

Q.mother said ''mary did you get achived in your test''
A.maybe i did sit next to someone smart i copied him.

Q.did you knnow the bell had alredy gone and your here.
A.who took it well i didnt

Q.jones what letter is the last alphabet.
A.ZZZZZZZZZZZ (Jones was slepping)

hope you loved our jokes bye

Alp 6L

17/3/2012 03:03:32 pm

What drinks blood and flys

a bat

hafsa 32P

19/4/2012 04:59:03 am

Hi anps, my joke is:
pine necter juice or do like apple juice or do like apple and pine necter mix together PINEAPPLE JUICE!!!!

I like apple mango juice. hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Anna

24/7/2012 12:34:46 pm

Hi people long time no see. I just remember the blog yesterday. I was glad i didn't miss some jokes. Hehehee! Bye.

Alp 6L

21/9/2012 11:04:24 am

Why is bullants called bullants.

Because they're a bull and an ant.

yousra and hafsa link

8/9/2014 11:48:25 am

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!

HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Hafsa 4B (left school) :( link

8/9/2014 11:53:18 am

Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a virus!

Mrs Clift

18/7/2016 01:47:12 pm

Thank for sharing your joke, Tasnim.

Tasnim 3P

18/7/2016 05:46:46 pm

Your Welcome , but I can't see my post . That's why I'm still curious.

Tasnim 3P

18/7/2016 05:54:36 pm

Oh.... Sry ( Sorry ) I see my post but i'm not sure y ( why ) its a reply. Anyway Thanks.

Tasnim

20/8/2017 08:10:10 pm

I wonder if you remember me?! To help remember who I am, I was in 3P in 2016 and for one day , 4V. Do you remember me? I hope you do. Goodbye!!

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